If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her
im not kidding
reasons I need a dog
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
I’m pretty sure you’d scream too if you your insides were boiling out of your orifices
Wow I just realized how metal teapots really are
do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
well that just boosted my confidence x1956936385
MY NEIGHBOR JUST SENT THESE PICTURES A GOAT BROKE INTO THEIR BACKYARD
THE POLICE CAME AND PUT IT IN THEIR CAR THIS GOAT IS GOING TO FUCKING JAIL
This is literally my most popular post
Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans
Tactics for getting your person out of bed:
- Look irresistibly cute
Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone.
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.
In the first one it looks like Tony’s moustache has moved to his helmet (?)