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justintimerblake:

*ANGERLY POUNDS FISTS ON THE TABLE* I JUST WANT AN OVERLY ATTRACTIVE BOY TO THINK IM THE HOTTEST THING ON THIS PLANET

(via clare0b)


alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

(via pullmycartknee)


What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.

— Sylvia Plath (via skeletales)

(Source: seelifethroughpinkglasses, via perksofahunter)


sensualpants:

lizzerss:

sunsdown:

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE

nope. i definitely can’t.

LOOK AT THE BUTTTTTTT

(Source: puppygifs, via karengilian)


cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent



I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

cloudydrake:

cloudydrake:

arcaneseamstress:

nymphominatrix:

made this transparent

image

I love you, sea pancake.

yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.

(via nobodycars)


found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

(Source: aliceneedsadrink, via spoken-not-written)


kewkitty:

A smart kitty trying to make an escape from the cage ~ Meow ~ 

kewkitty:

A smart kitty trying to make an escape from the cage ~ Meow ~ 

(via dietelwebcityrr)


moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

(via once--upon-a-dream)


theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

(via carry-one-tater-tot)


theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

(via notsosimplesamantharose)


halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

halcyonstarfish:

Such graceful creatures.

(Source: ruinlion, via snickernoocle)


steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

(Source: ptolemaic, via life-of-a-majestic-ninja)


magnusbane:

to my followers: if I ever get to publish my book, pls be part of the fandom and write innapropriate fanfiction and make cool fanart, thank you.

(via carry-one-tater-tot)