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sixpenceee:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

image

im not kidding

reasons I need a dog

(via nobodycars)


theycallmemo93:

theycallmemo93:

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

I’m pretty sure you’d scream too if you your insides were boiling out of your orifices

Wow I just realized how metal teapots really are

(via pullmycartknee)


symphonicsilence:

tennants-hair:

do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number

they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor

like

you have real people who like you

wow

well that just boosted my confidence x1956936385

(via snickernoocle)


arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

(via snickernoocle)


eiseena:

One day…. You’ll be mine.

eiseena:

One day…. You’ll be mine.

(via snickernoocle)


gendercosmos:

gendercosmos:

MY NEIGHBOR JUST SENT THESE PICTURES A GOAT BROKE INTO THEIR BACKYARD

THE POLICE CAME AND PUT IT IN THEIR CAR THIS GOAT IS GOING TO FUCKING JAIL

This is literally my most popular post

(via harryfreakingpotterrr)


julialost:

they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually

(via snickernoocle)


sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

(via eat-sleeep-party)


hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via commedesfuckyou)


so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: okletscuddle, via once--upon-a-dream)


I’m just gonna bullshit it.

— my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via spoken-not-written)


ladyusada:

Tactics for getting your person out of bed:

  1. Look irresistibly cute

(via getpositiveorgetout)


sonikkuruzu:

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

In the first one it looks like Tony’s moustache has moved to his helmet (?)

(Source: homovikings, via perksofahunter)